just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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