i don't like sucking hair
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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