Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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