Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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