I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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