I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
