Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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