So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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