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(386): View more from Florida

her nipple to breast ratio was just odd

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(678): View more from Georgia

I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.

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(214): View more from Texas

Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?

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If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!

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(914): View more from New York

All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.

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(509): View more from Washington

I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.

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(816): View more from Missouri

WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?

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