In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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