we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Randomize
