that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize