38 yer olds are good kisserssss
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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