I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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