if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
