sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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