Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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