I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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