your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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