no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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