in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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