Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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