The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
