its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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