oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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