When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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