12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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