By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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