Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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