She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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