i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Oh god it's open bar.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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