i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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