Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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