im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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