I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I see more hoeing in ur future
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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