i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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