If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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