YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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