My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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