Whod you bang
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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