Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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