I think im going to throw up on grandma
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
ok first of all what the fuck
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