I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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