i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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