Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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