Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just pee around me
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Randomize
