Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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