I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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