I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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