what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
