woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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