Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It's Friday. Sex?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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