He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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