Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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