Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
